having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time. it’s the fear of failure but no urge to be productive, and it’s wanting friends while hating socializing. it’s like running a marathon with the willpower of a corpse because you want to get to the end but you also want to sleep and evaporate into the soil and become compost for snails and flowers because then at least you’re useful
glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
- stay hydrated
- be elusive
- avoid a harsh flash
- try to get plenty of exercise
- play hard to get
- be aware of lighting
- elongate the neck
- eat plenty of fish
- grow old gracefully
- keep an air of mystery
- a true lady reveals nothing
It’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog.
No it is not!!
I’d rather spend that quarter million dollars on expensive wines and cheeses. If I’m going to ruin my body, I want to do it the right way.
With two weeks left until it’s release, the HONY book has been on both the Amazon and Barnes and Noble “Top 100” for about 30 days. Now I don’t have a PhD in book selling, but I’m pretty sure that isn’t normal. Anyway, I was sitting in my agent’s office the other day, and he says to me: “Man, this book looks so great. I just wish we could find a way to give everyone a peek inside. Maybe I can ask the publisher for some digital sample pages.” I told him not to worry, I had a better idea. Then I went home and built a book castle in my living room.
The one. The only. The HONLY.
300 pages. 400 photos. 75 unseen.
Complete with stories and captions.
If placed in a prominent location, it is guaranteed to keep Aunt Martha quiet and occupied at Thanksgiving, when she normally drinks five glasses of wine and starts talking shit.
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"I do what I want!" - Maddie🐶
PS! If you’re in Portland come say hi tonight (10/1) @ Broadway Books @ 7pm OR in Seattle on 10/8 @ University Bookstore @ 7pm